Welcome to my dark demesne.

(Mind your step, or you never know what kind of trouble
you'll be up to your ankles in.)

If you've come here looking for Deadly nightshade, you probably won't find any. The belladonna has already been harvested (for strictly medicinal purposes, I assure you). However, if you've come looking for me... well... perhaps I can spare a moment from my dark forays to enlighten you about the devious and twisted mind behind these web pages...

• A quick Bio
  
• (A less quick FAQ)
  
• Where I hang out Online
  
• A few of my Toys
  
• My favorite books / music / humor articles / poetry / art / movies
  
• And my Rogues Gallery of fiends. Er, friends.
  

Of course, that's just scratching the surface. If you want to dig deeper, you'll have to know where to look.