Our origins are steeped in mystery and complexities of circumstance... but there is a FAQ composed by Captain Damask which explains a little of what and why we are.

The branches of this organization extend from our HeadQuarters on the East Coast of the USA (under the command of Captain Damask, founder), right across to the West Coast (under the command of Captain Sable), to the northern reaches of Canada (under the command of Captain Nightshade). Other continents, too, may soon fall prey to our ever expanding circle.

Members are drafted at whim, or sometimes blackmailed into joining our band (no - not really. Although if you're interested in being blackmailed, feel free to talk to us). There are a number of Standard Operating Procedures which are rigourously enforced (whenever we have the time). And of course, we all share the loot after a successful raiding party (or pizza run).

Anyways, any interested parties are welcome to tour the web page. Just don't ask any questions. Well - you could ask questions, but if we told you the answers, we'd have to kill you.