The Captain shall be addressed as "Sir"... as in "Yes Sir! No sir! Get your own d*mn ice tea, Sir!"

The drill mistress wishes to be addressed as "Drill Master".

The chain of command is to be respected at whim.

Any flogging of the Drill Master shall be done OFF company time.

Company shall be in proper dress for all company functions, even if "proper dress" constitutes jeans and T-shirt on ocassion.

Gratuitous use of bribery in the chain of command is highly encouraged.

Any member who cannot attend a company function must come up with a bloody good excuse (bonus points for creativity).

The Ravens of the Storm are an active unit, and as such should be prepared to launch into action at any moment. To this end, P.T. shall be held every second week in order to encourage the Ravens to hone their skills.

Refusal to attend any mandatory function is punishable by mocking.

PT may ocassionally include such activities as hiking, push-ups, sit-ups, chin-ups, screw-ups, dancing, breathing, sewing, hot tub appreciation, and indiscriminate application of violence.

Members are expected to learn to use a weapon proficiently (or at least well enough not to be a threat to other members). Weapons of choice include: swords, bows, whips, letter openers, wit, and deadly puns.

The medic may suspend any member from active duty for valid medical reasons.

A Hangover does not constitute a valid medical reason.

Caffeine deficiency does.