A.K.A.: Site-god, Lord and Master of the wandering Props-room.
DESCRIPTION: A tad above average height, lanky, and usually unshaven. Frequently wears a black leather jacket, and looks like someone you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley (although that seems to be one of the places he spends most of his time. He was in or near a dark alley the last 3 times he was spotted.)
WANTED FOR: Sedition, Seduction, and the usual rigamarol. Probably a host of other things, too, which he might admit to under threat of... ah.. something dire. This individual is also responsible for the constant relocation of the entity known as "The LRPS Prop Room"
MODUS OPERANDI: Somehow or another, this individual is able to strike up easy alliances with just about everyone he meets (including people in dark alleys) and later use them for reference, or as contacts, or even to introduce him to other people. If you need anything done, need as site for a party or a theatre event, need to get in touch with the right person, or just need a hand moving -- he's the man to talk to. Assuming you can get a hold of him, that is.
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: In a dark alley, somewhere.
QUOTE: "You know - I might have a solution to that. Just last Monday I had a meeting with the gentleman in charge of renting and leasing, whom I managed to see on an entirely unrelated matter -- although it later proved to be tied in more closely than originally anticipated -- and he suggested I talk to the co-ordinator of the building project concerning the potential for a mutually benificial arrangement regarding the future of the old warehouse, which -- as it turns out -- may suit our present needs exactly." (Or something like that. All in one breath.)
Or... "Excuse me - I need to know where you live so I can leave a tank in your back yard."
EMAIL: aconway@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca
HOMEPAGE: Adam's HomePage
REWARD: Assuming anyone can ever track him down, the rewards will be great and well worth the effort. The suspect has, however, been known to disappear again almost immediately after placating his captors.
