A.K.A.: Ace, Noodle-man.
DESCRIPTION: Average height with a very thin frame, the suspect tends to dress 'goth' and has been known to wear several layers of black shirts with a black overcoat even in the middle of the summer.
WANTED FOR: Associating with known fellons, aiding and abetting the development of LARPs, posession of deadly weapon (keep away from him when he's using a cleaver), and homicidal intent (he cooks a phyllo pastry that you'd just die for).
MODUS OPERANDI: The suspect worms his way into your circle of friends through casual association, and once he has gotten to know you well enough, is likely to offer to cook for you. However, once he has been invited into your home for this purpose, he assumes total control over the kitchen, and waves his knives around like a professional. He has also been known to demand spare chairs and broomsticks for his questionable culinary practices.
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: North of 49.
QUOTE: "There's very little you can't do with a big spoon and a good cleaver."
EMAIL: Gimme a bit to look that up.
HOMEPAGE: Don't think he has one.
REWARD: Mmmm... Linguini with garlic cream sauce, salad with vinaigrette, phyllo pastry with raspberry-chocolate filling and orange zest...
