A.K.A.: Benji, Pooh Bear, Benji-the-Pooh.
DESCRIPTION: If there were such a thing as a Jewish Mafia, he'd fit the bill perfectly. Above average height. Heavy build. Hair dark brown. Eyes brown.
WANTED FOR: Kidnapping. Scheming. Plotting to skew the country's demographics. Membership in the notorious "Men in Black". Suspected of close ties to the notorious Jewish Babas Network. Breaking and Entering into friends' computer rooms to leave his calling card on their monitor. He has also made scarcely veiled threats of engaging in head-hunting someday (although he quickly amended this to "corporate headhunting").
MODUS OPERANDI: Presenting himself as a professional, he utilizes his communication skills to draw his victims deeper and deeper into his dark world, until they realize they are utterly dependant on him and his vast network.
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: North of 49, and heading East.
QUOTE: "Well, you see - that's where I come in..."
EMAIL: bengjiold@hotmail.com
HOMEPAGE: none. Despite the fact that he has created web pages for a living.
REWARD: If the suspect can be coerced into revealing his contacts and allies, the potential rewards are unlimited. Or, if that fails, he's a great guy to do coffee with.
