A.K.A.: Crazy Lady of the Woods, corryvz, "Hey Lady", The Ol' Battle Axe.
DESCRIPTION: Suspect is described as average height, average weight. Hair light brown (which is kept from fading to grey with skillful chemical manipulation, according to our sources. The suspect was overheard to say that she will allow it to go grey after she has grandchildren.) Eyes brown, with crow's feet around the edges from smiling so much.
WANTED FOR: Consorting with known fellons. Aiding and abetting. Harboring criminals. Bootlegging. Kidnapping. Putting on really, really good Sunday dinners to which she invites all sorts of outlaws (and in-laws), hangers-on and wannabe's.
MODUS OPERANDI: Hiding her years with a youthful enthusiasm, the suspect has been known to make herself an invaluable part of people's lives. She volunteers for charitable organizations, visits friends of friends, and frequents primary school in her search for suitable targets. Once selected, she drags them off with her - galavanting over fields of snow in the winter, splashing through creeks in the spring, up mountains in the summer, kicking up leaves in the fall... frequently in the company of her loyal hound(s). On Sundays she may be found plying her victims with home-made wine after providing them dinner. Although there is no evidence to support this theory yet, it is suspected that she may be fattening them up for later slaughter.
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: North of 49.
QUOTE: "Oh, twist my rubber arm"
EMAIL: corryvz@planet.eon.net
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REWARD: The rewards of associating with such an individual are inumerable... but many can be measured in calories or percentage of alcohol.
