Dancing Bear   A.K.A.: Matermax, Christine, Gigi LaFolle, Dr. Ursa P. Seudonym, Ursa Maxx, Lady Leona, and (to some people, although not me,) Mom. DESCRIPTION: A matronly figure, with an easy smile and graying hair. But don't let it fool you - beneath it all beats the heart of a bear. WANTED FOR: Hiding great wisdom in small things. Breaking and entering into the lives of those she touches. Theft of free time. MODUS OPERANDI: Using her matronly bearing, Dancing Bear can insinuate herself into any circle with an air of authority. Once there, she has been known to use her position to stimulate conversation, expound on philosophy or theology, and enthrall audiences with her stories, to such extent that no one notices how she is stealing the time away. LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: Northern Ontario. QUOTE: "I'm not an individual; I'm a convention!" EMAIL: matermax@hotmail.com HOMEPAGE: none. REWARD: Excellent conversation and great literature.

The following image(s) were captured by surveillance devices at the scene of the crime (click the thumbnails for larger pictures):

 

1) The suspect in her natural environment - in front of the computer.
2) The suspect as she may have looked in days gone by, posing with her own mother, and her daughter. Don't let her matronly sweet looks fool you for a second!