A.K.A.: Alonzo, Alaric, Rotten Bastard.
DESCRIPTION: On the tall side of average, and heavy set with the definite beginnings of a pot-belly (must be all that lasagna, eh?). Blue eyes. Unruly brown hair, which may be worn slicked back and tied in a tail. In the latter style, the suspect has been described as looking like a member of the Sicilian Mafia.
WANTED FOR: Blackmail, Extortion, Issuing threats, Piracy, Lewd and Laviscious activities (but only with his German haus-frau associate. We hope), and suspected of membership in the "Men In Black"
MODUS OPERANDI: Lurking in the background most of the time, this suspect assumes the role of enforcer and watchdog for his band of criminals. When opportunity arises, however, he has shown himself to be capable of organizing and leading groups on undercover operations and violent raids.
The suspect is often found in the company of his partner in crime, Myke
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: North of 49.
QUOTE: "I'm Sicilian - not Italian! You call me Italian one more time and you'll wake up with a horse's head in your bed."
EMAIL: none.
HOMEPAGE: none.
REWARD: On account of the fact that this individual takes care of my cat for me, I am unable to suggest any rewards which might hasten his capture by other parties.
