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Jinx
A.K.A.: Jinx M, Silly Puppy, Mitchell.
DESCRIPTION: The suspect is (half-)oriental, taller than average, with a lean build. Black hair. Brown eyes (which have been known to look quite puppy-dog like, on occasion).
WANTED FOR: Coding, Aiding and Abetting the development of MUSHes, Loitering online, and more recently, for abandonning the 'Net altogether. (Oh, wait! He's back now!) Okay - he's also wanted for cruel and malicious intent towards the Austrian Ambassador (who could have know that a mere 'silly puppy' could perform such an underhanded backstab in a Diplomacy game?).
MODUS OPERANDI: Apparently the suspect follows the philosophy of ingratiating himself with everyone, and then disappearing off the face of the earth (only to reappear for brief intervals and to crash parties, or play another round of Diplomacy).
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: North of 49, and plotting the Italian Inquisition.
QUOTE: "I'm so confused!"
EMAIL: jinxm@hotmail.com
HOMEPAGE: http://plaza.v-wave.com/jinx/
REWARD: Wanted Dead or Alive. (Well, okay - not Dead). Rewards will be based on the suspect's condition when he is brought in.
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