Mr. Angel   A.K.A.: Don Don Giovanni, El Mustachio, Poseidon. DESCRIPTION: Taller than average, with dark brown hair, piercing blue eyes, and a nose which would look stunning on greek statuary. Also rumored by the female portion of the population to have "A Great Butt". WANTED FOR: Staging Coups (particularly of small South American dictatorships), involvement with the Mob (ask him about 'Family Business' sometime), Treason, Conspiracy, membership in the Men In Black, and being a general all-round nice guy. MODUS OPERANDI: Quoting lyrics from various theatrical productions and innumerable Gilbert & Sullivan songs, "The Don" exudes a nigh-tangible charisma, and worms his way into the hearts of many. So subtle and reassuring are his ways that when he persuades people to play "just a friendly little game of Junta" with him, they are often completely unprepared for the viscious underhandedness of his attacks. LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: North of 49, or hanging out on the StarWars MUSH. QUOTE: EMAIL: poseidon@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca. REWARD: As one could expect, the rewards of associating with an angel are beyond the descriptive capabilities of mortal words. Plus, when he someday rules the world (or at least certain small South American dictatorships) he's sure to remember you when doling out the wealth. Right? ...Right???

The following image(s) were captured by surveillance devices at the scene of the crime (click the thumbnails for larger pictures):

 

1) In a quirk of fate, the lens flare created a halo worthy of the suspect's name.
2) A rare photo of the suspect with his fellow 'Men In Black'.

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