Myke   A.K.A.: Mykra, Myra, Grey Panther, Weike, and Rack, among others. DESCRIPTION: Tall, with long mid-brown hair (beginning to grey although the suspect may deny it). Hair is frequently braided or worn up with chopsticks run through it. WANTED FOR: Theft, Posession of stolen property, Piracy, Seduction, Plotting against the Crown, Aiding and Abetting known fellons, and association with a group known only as the "Men In Black". MODUS OPERANDI: In the unassuming demeanor of a bank teller or German "haus frau", this treacherous fiend can gain the trust and friendship of just about anyone. Cementing this friendship with gifts of poetry, home-cooked lasagna, and backrubs, most of her victims are unaware or unable to resist when she begins to ensnare them in her fiendish schemes. The suspect is often found in the company of her partner in crime, Jeff LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: North of 49. QUOTE: "Of course I don't know how to speak! I'm an English major!" EMAIL: none. HOMEPAGE: none. REWARD: Mmmmm... lasagna. And poetry. And the kind of backrubs which make you melt in her arms and wish she wasn't married.

The following image(s) were captured by surveillance devices at the scene of the crime (click the thumbnails for larger pictures):

   

1) The suspect dressed up goth.
2) Leading a band of pirates. Note the presence of her partner in crime, Jeff, just to the left of her.
3) Associating with her fellow "Men In Black"

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