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Scott
A.K.A.: Will, Riker, Prince Richard, Wookie.
DESCRIPTION: A broad, hairy man with a slight thug/neadrathal look. Blue/grey eyes, brown hair, sloping forehead. Usually unshaven.
WANTED FOR: Loitering, putting his foot in his mouth in public and
assault with intent to rub people with his whiskers.
MODUS OPERANDI: A storyteller at heart, the suspect is commonly seen listening at the edge of a gathering, waiting for a break so he can jump in with "Did I ever tell you about.....", or "I did the stupidest thing........." or "So, I was drunk and.......", etc.
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: Somewhere in the city, giggling over his latest mind-boggling puzzle which he has designed to confound his fellow LARPers.
QUOTE: "I'm bored! Entertain me!""
EMAIL: None at present.
HOMEPAGE: None.
REWARD: Reward for bringing in the suspect alive, only. Dead was a limited-time offer.
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