A.K.A.: Walrus, Wallace Harshaw, Wally.
DESCRIPTION: When not appearing as a tusked grey pinnaped, the Walrus prefers to adopt a style of dress reminiscent of flatfoot detectives... complete with trenchcoat and fedora.
WANTED FOR: Surfing the 'net at odd hours, all-night scanning sessions, possession of ancient computer magazines and other 'geek' paraphenalia, and the creation & distribution of lethal puns.
MODUS OPERANDI: Lurking on the sidelines, The Walrus remains unnoticed at most social functions and can blend into the background with the ease of a chameleon. However, when provoked (by anyone extolling the virtues of Windows® over the Mac OS, for example) this seemingly mild-mannered creature can launch into a barrage of well thought out arguments, colorful scenarios, and skillful cuts in order to defend its territory.
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: North of 49.
QUOTE: "I'm just this guy, ya know?"
EMAIL: walrus@blacktype.com
HOMEPAGE: The Northern Arboreal Walrus
REWARD: The rewards of companionship with this creature shall not be disclosed in order to minimize the chances of future competition for them.
